The Run of the School...

Aiden's School Secretary: Is this Aiden's Mom?
Me: Yes.
AS: Well, Aiden wanted you to be informed that he fell out of his chair in class and hit his cheek.  He came to the office to have ice put on it and he has a very small mark.  He is back in his classroom, but he really felt you should be called and told about the situation.
Me: OK, thank you.  He fell out of his chair?
AS: (with laughter in her voice) Yes, he has no idea how he fell out of his chair he just did...and he thought you should know.
Me: OK, thanks for calling...
LOL