Zombies...

Aiden was showing off the eyeball ring that he got from his school party and a debate started about whether or not it was the eyeball of a skeleton or a zombie.  Cason said, "it can't be from a skeleton, they're just bones...it has to be from a zombie...they're...well...what are zombies, mom?"
Lovely. 
So Aiden pipes up, "they're dead people."
Cason kind of looked at me in shock so I assured him that zombies are pretend.  "There are no such things as zombies." I told him, "When we die we go to Heaven; we don't start walking around as zombies."
Then Aiden says, "Yeah, and Heaven is where we all get our super powers!"
*Face palm* Oh, boy....